This is

What is this?

This is The Furnace! This website needs to be powered, kept warm, etc. So this is where the magic happens! You can stick around if you need to be warmed up, I don't mind. Just don't misplace any belongings into The Furnace.

Why is this here?

Uh, did you read the above question? The Furnace is here to power this Webpage. It also displays what I've burned so I don't burn too much and burn down this place, or burn too little and the power goes out.

Where is this?

The Furnace is located in the basement, past the... Wait a second, you know where this is, you got here yourself!!!

When is this?

Uh, are you serious? Do you not have a watch?
Oh, do you mean the last time I've updated The Furnace? Well, that should be in the history tab, so check there.

Who is this?

Oh, I see what you're doing, Who, What, When, Where, Why and How. If that's a real question, I'm Black Mage. Hello there.

How does The Furnace work?

I don't know entirely.
It's all magic to me.
Thank goodness I know how magic works, being a mage and all.

List Of
Things Burned

Last Updated: January 2nd, 2026

Is it still burning?	When was it burnt?	$ Value
YES	January 1st, 2026	$5.00
No.	December 1st, 2025	$5.00
No.	November 1st, 2025	$5.00
No.	October 1st, 2025	$5.00
No.	September 1st, 2025	$5.00
No.	August 1st, 2025	$5.00
No.	July 1st, 2025	$5.00
No.	June 1st, 2025	$5.00
No.	May 1st, 2025	$5.00
No.	April 1st, 2025	$5.00
No.	March 1st, 2025	$5.00
No.	February 1st, 2025	$5.00
YES	January 9th, 2025	$17.16
No.	January 1st, 2025	$5.00
No.	December 1st, 2024	$5.00
No.	November 1st, 2024	$5.00
No.	October 1st, 2024	$5.00
No.	September 1st, 2024	$5.00
No.	August 1st, 2024	$5.00
No.	July 1st, 2024	$5.00
No.	June 1st, 2024	$5.00
No.	May 1st, 2024	$5.00
No.	April 1st, 2024	$5.00
No.	March 1st, 2024	$5.00
No.	February 1st, 2024	$5.00
No.	January 16th, 2024	$6.16
No.	January 1st, 2024	$5.00